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18 February 2026

Cannonball Grand Lions Tour 2026


The Cannonball Grand Lions Tour is a five-star, all-inclusive road trip taking place from 19th to 22nd March across Wales, England, and Scotland, writes Brian Byrne. Organised by Cannonball, Europe’s largest supercar rally, the four-night tour offers drivers the chance to experience iconic routes, mountain passes, and luxury accommodations. 

Starting in North Wales, participants will pass through Betws-y-Coed and Eryri National Park, with lunch at PalĂ© Hall and an overnight stay at The Chester Grosvenor. The journey continues north through the Yorkshire Dales and North Pennines, stopping at Matfen Hall near Hadrian’s Wall. 

On day three, the route crosses into Scotland, with guests staying two nights at Schloss Roxburghe. The final day explores southern Scotland, including Mennock Pass and lunch at The Peebles Hydro Hotel, before returning to Schloss Roxburghe. Participants can depart on the final morning at their convenience. 

The tour includes four nights in five-star hotels, meals, event management, photography, bespoke car graphics, and a detailed itinerary. Prices start at €1,700 per person sharing. For more information or to register, visit cannonball.ie. 

12 August 2021

Hunt Museum: A legacy of curiosity and commitment



Located in the former Customs House of Limerick there's a compact gem of a museum that is the legacy of a family who loved art, archaeology, and design.

John and Gertrude Hunt left their diverse and amazing personal collection in a trust so that it could be accessible to everyone in the generations which came after them.

A Kilcullen Diary production by Brian Byrne in association with Irish Car+Travel Magazine.


 

5 August 2021

Myth and Science at The Giant's Causeway

The Giant's Causeway in County Antrim is a geological fact that triggered the tale of two giants, Finn MacCool and a rival across the sea in Scotland, Benandonner. The unusually-shaped columns of basalt rock were formed many millions of years ago in a river valley when the now island of Ireland was a part of a larger continental mass.

A Kilcullen Diary production by Brian Byrne, in association with Irish Car+Travel Magazine.

 

3 August 2021

Mount Usher Gardens - a dream that became a treasure



In 1868, a Dublin businessman took over the lease on an acre of land and a mill at Mount Usher near Ashford, in Co Wicklow. Today, thanks to generations of the Walpole family, and since 1979 the work overseen by then new owner Mrs Madeleine Jay, the Mount Usher Gardens are spread over 20 acres and host some 5,000 species of plants and are a botanical treasure.

A Kilcullen Diary production by Brian Byrne, in association with Irish Car+Travel Magazine.


 

13 August 2020

Enterprise launched Plus Your Points early, for summer road trippers

As many people choose road trips as their mode of travel this summer, Enterprise Rent-A-Car has launched its annual Plus Your Points promotion earlier than ever to give registered Enterprise Plus members the chance to earn double points on qualifying rentals. The programme is available now through January 31, 2021 to customers in the United States, Canada, Puerto Rico, United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Spain and Germany.

The early launch of the Plus Your Points promotion further demonstrates Enterprise’s commitment to providing flexibility to its loyalty members during these challenging times. In April, the brand extended Enterprise Plus members’ elite tier status and announced it would roll over qualifying rental activity to next year.

Points earned during the Plus Your Points promotion are redeemable for free rental days* at any time, for any available vehicle at thousands of participating Enterprise locations worldwide. Free day covers base rate (time and mileage) only. Points do not expire as long as the member completes one qualifying Enterprise rental during every three-year period.

Enterprise also recently introduced its Complete Clean Pledge – a promise to go above and beyond the company’s already rigorous cleaning protocols, including using a disinfectant to sanitise more than 20 high‑touch points throughout the vehicle between every rental, to provide renters with even greater peace of mind. Enterprise has also modified its service offerings to include curb-side rental transactions, as well as delivery at some locations, to help best serve customers while minimising foot traffic in locations.

This year’s promotion consists of two phases. The first phase, available now, allows members to earn double points on qualifying rentals. The second phase will launch in the autumn and will offer members the chance to earn additional points through bonus opportunities known as “badges” for a variety of rental-related items.

Customers can register for the Plus Your Points promotion, learn how to earn bonus points and read more about Enterprise Plus terms and conditions at plusyourpoints.enterprise.com. Once enrolled, Enterprise Plus members simply use their membership number when booking a reservation to receive all member benefits.

Membership in Enterprise Plus is free, and the program is open to anyone 21 years and older.

*Free Day covers base rate (time and mileage) only and does not apply to applicable taxes, fees, surcharges, refueling, drop-off, delivery, youthful driver, additional driver, pick up, or one-way charges, license recoupment/air tax recovery, concession recoupment fees, airport and airport facility fees, or any optional product or service, which are the responsibility of the renter.




1 November 2019

Luxurious new Spa open at Kildare’s Kilkea Castle


Only an hour’s drive from Dublin, the new boutique Spa at Kilkea Castle just outside Castledermot in Co Kildare, has officially opened as the perfect escape for a luxurious pamper experience in the picturesque surrounds of the rolling 12th century estate, following an investment of €2 million, writes Trish Whelan.

The official opening, with invited guests, was held on Wednesday, 2 September with American owners Jay and Christy Cashman present. Broadcaster Kathryn Thomas was guest speaker. 

With both day and overnight package options available, the new Spa offers five relaxing treatment rooms, including a spacious couples’ suite and salon services which include luxury pedicure chairs, nail desks, make-up stations and a blow dry bar. There is also a Thermal Suite featuring a custom-built hydrotherapy pool, steam room and sauna.
The Spa is a healing hub where a team of experienced stylists, therapists, aestheticians and beauty professionals will deliver superior, personalised treatments and features the most up to the minute technology and treatments in beauty from skincare brand Elemis - the world’s premier spa and skincare brand.
The Spa
All beauty needs will be taken care of in The Beauty Lounge, where you can enjoy a range of services from manicures and pedicures, to lash and brow tints, as well as hair styling in the Blow Dry Bar. Expert make-up artists will create bespoke looks based on each individual’s preference using products from Charlotte Tilbury, Huda Beauty, MAC and Anastasia Beverly Hills. 
Expectant mothers can also avail of treatments which have been carefully designed to massage the mum-to-be into a blissful state of relaxation.
Hydrotherapy Pool
Following treatments, guests can enjoy the tranquil surroundings in the Relaxation Suite with healthy refreshments.
Those feeling energetic, they can spend some time in the Fitness Suite with state-of-the-art peloton exercise bikes, elliptical machines, bench press, free weights and treadmills.
Relaxation Suite
Guests can stay in one of the estate’s Lodges or elegant, uniquely designed Castle bedrooms with a delicious breakfast the following morning.
Kilkea Castle bedroom
For bookings and reservations, you can email spa@kilkeacastle.ie or call +353 59 9167523, or log on to www.kilkeacastle.ie



13 June 2019

MyClinic.ie: Ireland's first online travel vaccination service


An innovative new travel health service has been launched by MyClinic.ie, meaning you can now have your travel vaccinations given at participating pharmacies nationwide, writes Trish Whelan.

After completing MyClinic’s online travel health consultation, priced at €30, a GP will advise you of any vaccinations or anti-malaria tablets you should consider and issues your prescription.

As well as advice from the GP, you also receive a personalised travel health pack by email, containing the most up-to-date information to help you stay healthy on your trip.

Once you complete the consultation you can book an appointment online at your nearest participating pharmacy to pay for your vaccinations and have them given by a specially trained pharmacist. 

The service is designed to be most convenient and cost-effective way for travellers to access travel health consultations. Commenting on the launch, Dr Daniel Clear, founder of MyClinic, said: “We are very excited to be providing the first travel health service of its kind in Ireland.  

“With Irish people travelling more than ever, and infectious diseases on the rise, we want to remove the barriers to accessing appropriate advice and protection so that people can stay healthy when abroad.”

MyClinic launched in 2017 as the first platform in Europe to bring together the range of primary healthcare services online.

Registration to MyClinic is free and provides users with a personal health record and interactive dashboard where they can access video consultations with healthcare professionals, order repeat prescriptions, and avail of the latest in smart home blood testing and STI screening. 

Repeat prescriptions offered cover a range of common conditions,  including acne, cystitis, thrush, male sexual health problems and various forms of contraception.  Prescriptions are sent by post within 24 hours, or directly to a pharmacy for same-day collection,  if needed urgently.  

MyClinic  operates  a  seven-day  service, with a repeat prescription costing €20 and a video consultation with a GP costing €25, a significant saving on the  €60 typically faced in a GP surgery.

13 March 2019

Best of Greece tour: Travelfox


On this Best of Greece tour, discover the best of historic and mythical as well as modern-Greece. As the birthplace of Western civilization, Greece has some of the world's most fascinating archaeological sites. Your tour starts and ends in Athens, with overnight stops along the way in Nauplia, Sparta, Olympia, Delphi, and Kalambaka.

Step back in time as you visit some of Greece's ancient sites where the Mycenaean civilization thrived in Greece between 1600 and 1200 BC. At the Mycenae archaeological site, learn about this civilization as you enjoy guided sightseeing of the monuments erected here between 1350 and 1200 BC. In Athens, visit the Acropolis, still standing after 2,500 years. Dedicated to the goddess Athena, the Acropolis sits high on a rocky hill and is a symbol of the wealth and power of Athens at its apex. Visit the amazingly well-preserved, 2,300-year-old open-air theatre in Epidaurus and marvel at the perfect acoustics. You'll step back in history-but not as far back as Ancient Greece-when you enjoy sightseeing of the medieval Byzantine Citadel of Mystra, a castle founded in 1249. Also visit the fantastic landscape of Meteora with its 24 rock-top monasteries set in almost inaccessible sandstone peaks.

On this Greece tour, you'll travel to Olympia, legendary home of the Olympic Games, and Delphi, where people visited in ancient Greece to seek the advice of the Oracle. But that's not all ... you'll experience modern Greece as well. Cross over the world's longest cable-stayed bridge, the spectacular Rion-Antirion Bridge, which links the Peloponnese to the Greek mainland. 

From the ancient ruins to contemporary engineering -with beautiful landscapes in between-this tour through Greece is perfectly designed for value-minded travellers.

Highlights include: Athens Guided sightseeing, visit the Acropolis; Corinth Canal; Epidaurus - Visit the open-air theatre; Mycenae Guided visit of the archaeological site; Sparta visit; Mystra visit the Byzantine citadel of Mystra ad olive oil museum; Rion-Antirion Bridge; Delphi visit; Meteora - See the Monastic buildings. 

Price: From €1,799 based on 2 sharing. Direct flights from Dublin on outbound and 1 stop on return. Travel 17 August 2019 - 7 nights. Subject to availability. Call 021 4976293 or email res@travelfox.ie

Note: editorial provided






4 March 2019

Lake Garda from €729pp with Travelfox


Travelfox.ie are offering a 7-night stay in Villa Dirce Hotel, Limone, on picturesque Lake Garda, writes Trish Whelan.

Travel is from 21 September 2019 from Dublin, or from Cork (€749pp).

The breathtaking views alone are enough reason to stay in this mountainside hotel, which is romantically set above a lemon grove. Overlooking the lake, the views can be enjoyed virtually anywhere you go in the hotel but the sun terraces and bright spacious dining room provide the views at their most exquisite. 

Rooms are spacious and bright and come complete with a balcony.

It’s just a 15 minute walk to the centre of Limone with its restaurants, bars and cafes. Traditionally a small fishing village, it is now quite a busy town with a charming harbour. A stroll through its quaint cobbled streets lined with small shops and cafes will give you an authentic Italian experience. The hotel also offers a shuttle bus service which takes you to the town centre.

For bookings and inquiries, call 021 4976293 or email res@travelfox.ie

Prices are based on two people sharing. Travelfox is based at Little Island, in Cork. 



14 August 2018

16-day holiday to South Africa

Highlights of the South Africa from the Cape to Kruger Cosmos Tour holiday with Travelfox include a guided walking tour pf Cape Town with a cable-car ride up Table Mountain (I've done this and the views are truly spectacular!), a visit to Cape Point Nature Reserve with a funicular ride to old Cape Point lighthouse. A visit to the Stony Point Nature Reserve to see a colony of African penguins.

You also get to visit the Cango Caves and an ostrich farm at Oudtshoorn, a cruise on Knysna Lagoon with a visit to Tsitsikamma National Park, and also to Shakaland. Besides all that, you get a game drive in Hluhluwe-iMfolozi Park and a boat ride on Lake St Lucia; a visit to a local market and glass factory at Eswatini. Other highlights are two game drives in Kruger National Park and a Mpumalanga drive along the Panoramic Route.

This superb holiday is priced from €4,099 per person sharing. Departs Dublin 17 November 2018 for 16 days. Subject to availability. Call 021 4976293 or email res@travelfox.ie.

Travelfox is based at Eastgate Business Park, Little Island, Cork.


31 July 2018

The Travel Agency of Mum and Dad

Many Irish people will remember with fondness the free holidays they enjoyed in their childhood courtesy of their parents. However, most young Irish adults – and in fact many adults of all ages – still have holidays paid for by their parents thanks to the growth of ‘the travel agency of mum and dad’, according to new research released today by Enterprise Rent-A-Car Ireland.

It found that nearly three quarters (71%) of young Irish adults (aged 18 - 24) had been on holiday with their parents in the past year, with parents helping to cover costs 85% of the time. Typically, parents pay for flights (65%), accommodation (58%), and even food (49%) for their adult offspring.

While young adults are most likely to enjoy a free holiday on their parents, they are not the only age group doing so. In fact, 39% of all adults have been on holiday with their parents or in-laws in the last year, and more than two thirds (66%) said their parents or in-laws contributed to some or all of the cost of the trip.

However, while just over one in five adults (21%) admit getting financial help is an ‘upside’ of going away with parents, one in ten said it was the main reason for doing so. In fact, spending quality time together was a more important factor. More than half of Irish adults said they go on holiday with their parents or in-laws to spend time with them (52%). Others said it allowed them to give something back to them (36%) and help them pay for the trip (21%). Eleven per cent said the main advantage of holidaying with parents was that it allowed them to go on the types of holiday they wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford.

The vast majority of Irish adults who have been on holiday with their parents or in-laws said they would do so again (92%) – although 60% said it wasn’t something they would do for every holiday.

Despite the financial benefits, it appears that there are downsides to travelling with parents. Eight out of ten (80%) adults that have been on holiday with their parents or in-laws said there was at least one disadvantage – the main one being the lack of privacy (36%). Other challenges with multi-generational holidays were revealed to be catering to all tastes (29%), managing relationships in the group (25%), and choosing what to watch or listen to (12%).

George O’Connor, Managing Director, Enterprise Rent-A-Car Ireland, said: “It’s incredible just how many Irish adults go on holiday with parents who cover all or part of the costs. Anyone with young children may be surprised that the ‘travel agency of mum and dad’ continues long after children have grown up.”

“During the summer, we see much higher demand for larger vehicles and people carriers as they are a great way for the extended family to get around. If you are holidaying with family this summer, ask your car rental company what’s right for you because your choice of vehicle can really have an impact on your holiday experience. Sometimes it can be hard to cater for all tastes, so renting two smaller cars is a great way to ensure you have the flexibility to do a range of activities together or in smaller groups”.

Enterprise provides advice on hiring a car and travelling to key destinations in Europe, which can be found on its website. For information on hiring a vehicle in Ireland, please visit www.enterprise.ie.





3 July 2018

'Throw the life vest, then swim the other way ...'

"C'mon, Aggro. Do your stuff …"

Aggro didn't seem particularly interested in the brace of pork chops dangled in front of his snout. Though he had cared enough to slither out of his comfortable mud on the side of the Adelaide River to join us.

"Remember, keep your hands inside," our skipper and guide, Steve, warned. At that point, with Aggro up very close and personal to the riverboat, we really didn't need the reminder. The crocodile might not be showing big interest in raw chops, but a couple of fingers or a hand might well have tempted him to an appetiser.

"Come on, Aggro," Steve called again, this time almost bouncing the tasty pork on the croc's nostrils. After a further investigation, swishing his tail to stay with us against the current, he made a rather half-hearted jump at the bait, but failed to win as it was whipped beyond him. Then he simply gave up and disappeared under the boat.

"OK, we'll go and see if one of the others is hungry," our guide said, unfazed at Aggro's lack of commitment. "His loss this time."

Later, we were given a number of jumping exhibitions as a couple of other crocodile residents on this stretch of the river proved both that they were interested in a tit-bit, and also that they had the jumping skills to get it. But truth to tell, it was really more interesting to watch the various specimens going about their normal, fairly lazy lives on the slippery banks or cruising on the water. Very quickly the instinctive fear dissipated, and they almost seemed friendly.

Though we all still did keep our hands inboard of the gunwhales ...

Steve knew each of the beasts by name, and pointed out individual characteristics. "That one has lost four inches of his tail, we call him Stumpy." Another had a lower tooth protruding through his upper jaw, having snapped too hard with his five-tonnes closing pressure on something — a pair of teasing pork chops? We came across Mary Jane, who was looking somewhat grumpy about the green praying mantis hitching a ride just back of one of her eyeballs. She sorted that with a quick submergence, then came back and gave Steve some relief by becoming the first to win the porky snacks off this particular tour.

Crocodiles have reputedly been around since before the dinosaurs, and despite having a brain only the size of a walnut they've managed to hang around ever since, seeing off into extinction many other species, including said dinos. But by around the 1970s in northern Australia they were themselves heading for the same fate, a species victim to massive hunting to satisfy a fad for expensive croc skin accessories. Reputedly down to about 3,000, a campaign by a husband and wife team of former hunters turned conservationists helped win them a protected status in 1970. Without any predators, it's now estimated that they number 100,000 plus in the Northern Territory, with maybe another 50,000 in other areas including Queensland.

"But we can't just let them keep multiplying," one woman on the boat suggested, reasonably enough.

"Well, they're protected," was the answer. "But about 80,000 eggs are removed from their nests every year." Since only one out of hundreds of eggs laid ever becomes a croc, that is likely to curtail numbers somewhat.

Still, each one of those new crocs has a fair chance of making their presence felt — they can live for typically in excess of 60-80 years. And they don't need much to keep them going. "About the equivalent of one chicken a week will do it," Steve says. When pressed on the makeup of that diet, he lists local fish like barramundi, small animals that stray to the river banks — dogs are particularly appreciated — and the occasional kite that miscalculates on a dive and lands in the water. "Their feathers aren't waxed, so they can't easily fly off again."

His inevitable addendum joke about 'the occasional tourist and local' adding variety to the crocs' food intake is recognised as just that, since he had told us in his initial briefing that 'more people are killed by sharks in Australia than by crocodiles' … the average is a little over one a year. That said, like sharks, crocodiles have evolved over millions of years to become almost perfect predators.

The same kites buzz the boat with their own performance as Steve throws scraps of pork rind into the air. Their flashing dives are all accurate as they catch the pieces in the air. None of them reach the water.

On the way back downriver there was a sudden thump and judder, and Steve cut the engine. For a few moments we drifted, then the engine restarted and we continued on our way. "A bit of floating log, under the surface …"

But for just those moments, I probably wasn't the only one on board who wondered would we have to take Steve's advice in his briefing, about the life-vests stowed under everyone's seat?

"There's one for everybody," he'd noted. "But crocs are attracted to bright colours, and they're bright red. So, maybe the best thing to do in an emergency would be to throw the life-vest in one direction as a decoy and then swim as hard as you can for the bank in the opposite direction …"

That might even have properly piqued Aggro's interest.




29 June 2018

Fish and Chips in Darwin Harbour a powerful experience

“What’s the horsepower?” I ask Georgia Smith as her brother throttles back following a series of maritime ‘doughnuts’ in the end of evening dark off Stokes Hill Wharf, and settles the boat for its more leisurely finish towards tying up after a night out on Darwin Harbour.

"Triple 300," she answers, meaning three 300hp engines. It doesn't surprise me. The MV Flatback cruiser had shown a very surprising turn of speed several times over the evening as Georgia and her two brothers — “you got the family crew tonight” — had taken us and the rest of the group on the Sea Darwin ‘Fish and Chips Sunset Cruise’ around the harbour area. The engines had been pushed to full song between points of interest, which certainly upped the experience compared to similar trips we've had elsewhere.

Sea Darwin was established by Georgia’s parents, marine scientist Jim Smith and Heather King, after they and their three children had spent a year transiting the West Pacific ocean in a 40-footer. The family are originally from Tasmania, and given that its capital Hobart is acknowledged as the sailing capital of the continent, it’s not surprising that the young people are so obviously at home with the boat, one of three operated by Sea Darwin. And since it is the family firm, so comfortable in letting it rip.

But the power parts are only the in-betweens. Links between the highlights as the cruise goes from bright through sunset to dark. That’s a pretty quick process in the Tropics, without the slow passage through twilight we’re used to in Ireland.

The cruise begins with a complimentary beer or fizzy stuff if that's your preference. An effective ‘get you in the mood’ ploy. After introductions, Georgia then brings us along by the Australian Navy headquarters for the patrol boats which police the Timor Sea, mostly for illegal fishing, but also monitoring for any would-be illegal immigrants.

The pointing out of expensive housing on the passing coastline is thankfully brief, then it's time to pull ashore to pick up the evening meal courtesy of local fish restaurant Rachael's Seafood Shack, with an apparently very good reputation. Numbers had been phoned ahead, the individually packed meals come in insulated bags, quickly distributed as one of the brothers takes the helm and points us seawards again.

There's a short explanation from Georgia, reflecting the importance the family put in sustainable tourism — every year Sea Darwin leads a group of 30-plus people to nearby Bare Sand Island to clear it of accumulated marine debris. “The fish is threadneedle salmon, caught as a byproduct of fishing for baramundi. But our supplier goes to the Fisherman’s Wharf every morning specifically to buy it, making sure it doesn't go to waste. The potatoes for the chips come from our original home, Tasmania, and the containers are made from a sugar cane pulp, renewable and completely biodegradable.”

As we eat fish and chips in the nicest way, with fingers at sea, our next destination is a lucky one, only available to the cruise two or three times a month — sunset on a sandbar. At certain low tides the harbour sand forms a couple of low ‘islands’, and this is one of the nights that the Flatback's crew can beach the boat and let us all off, on bare feet, to watch the sun slip swiftly through the horizon to another side of the world. It might well be the most romantic sunset I’ve ever seen, sea lapping around a sandbar only centimetres higher than the water level as the colours of sky and sea shape-shift quickly from rich oranges to deepening indigos.


Back in the boat, there's an opportunity for another rare diversion. Further out in the bay is a submarine recharging its batteries. It's almost dark when we get to it, so it's not clear if it is a Navy vessel, or someone's private plaything. But it is certainly noisy with its generators going full blast to top up the current. We circle it, watching the silhouette of the sailor on watch duty on the foredeck watching us.

The cruise continues from there back in towards its Stokes Hill Wharf base, with various commentaries from the three young crew on aspects of the city skyline, visible from different angles as they gun the 900 horsepower to provide various perspectives.

It doesn’t sound like a restful couple of hours. But it actually is. There's something about the enthusiasm of Georgia and her brothers not just for their business, but for life itself, which paradoxically slows one down. And of their clear concern for the environment of the Top End, the colloquial nickname for the upper Northern Territory, which is reassuring.

Many of us on the trip that night are of an older generation. Which is the nature of the tourist business during Darwin’s dry season. But there's a magic in the night which somehow makes us all feel a tad, or more, younger again.

Reminding us that youth is not just for the young … and that it is wonderfully infectious.

Brian Byrne.

23 June 2018

The Barber and the Bicyclist, two tales of Darwin

Two businesses side by side, standout in their ramshackle single stories dwarfed by new high rise blocks on the Darwin skyline, writes Brian Byrne. The dirt car parks on either side wait for somebody to build on them, and presumably also on the businesses.

The barber is happy to talk to a stranger with a funny accent. "It's still frontier up here," David Heinz says as he finishes with his current client. He's just offered me a beer and is surprised at an Irishman turning down alcohol at eleven in the morning. "Trouble is, people don't stay."

That's part of why, he says, the local economy is only operating at 60 percent of its potential. On average, people who come to Darwin only stay four and a half years. "The next group stays for around twelve. Then you have the old Darwiners, but they mostly live outside."

The city is capital of Australia's Northern Territory. The Territory has a Parliament (above), and a Supreme Court and other trappings of a state, all in very impressive and expensive buildings. But NT is not a state within the Australia Commonwealth federation. With an elected Legislative Assembly, it's a bit like Northern Ireland or Scotland in the UK, and restricted in what it can legislate for. The MLAs sit for just 31 days a year, their full-time role mostly spent in pressing the flesh in their home constituencies. With 25 members for a population of less than 230,000, that's easy. But essential because it doesn't take too many votes to either keep you in or dump you.

David lights a cigarette, waiting for another customer. "We get too many 'educated' people from the south coming to tell us how we're not doing things right." That's a dig both at the civil service which is a big chunk of the Darwin economy, and the short cycle stayers of which many of these are a part. "I'm here 24 years, I get someone here for two years saying I don't know anything? They're just climbing, you know? They won't be staying around."

A man comes in with his two children, the boy for a trim. David stubs his cigarette. "A Number two, I guess?" he says after a brief appraisal. The father agrees. "See you in a while." He takes his daughter in tow to somewhere else.

Wrapping a paper collar around the youngster's neck, David keeps talking — "there's a lot of opportunity up here for young people, if they're willing to give it a go". And willing to stay, was the unspoken extra. He didn't specify the opportunity, but talked generally about agriculture, the biggest earner in the Territory.

He clips and snips. "Women run things up here." They do, half the membership of the Territory's Legislative Assembly are women, including the current Speaker, Kezia Purick. She has the distinction of having two periods of office in the same parliament timeframe. She was dumped from her role by one vote while out of the country by her party, the Country Liberals. Then, on a secret ballot when she returned, she was relected Speaker by one — obviously turned — vote. She now sits as an Independent. The CLs, for a long time the dominant party here, lost out badly to Labour in the last election. Kezia Purick was relected Speaker by the new Labour majority.

"Women are good" — David continues his work on the Number Two — "at pointing at things." He doesn't advance any clarification, and I haven't the time in invest in a haircut to gather one. It doesn't sound positive, but he hasn't made it sound negative, either.

There's nothing slick and gleaming about Deadly Treadlies next door. Brian Dalliston is seated in the centre of a sea of apparently dumped and aged bicycles. Not that he appears to be concerned about them as he peruses a catalogue.

"I don't want to be in the picture," he says after agreeing to let me take a photograph, which 'lots of others do'. It really is special, a relic in bicycle shop terms. The empty chair in the picture above is the throne for his kingdom of many wheels.

Brian is 63 years old. He has spent some 55 of those in Darwin — 'not all together'. His background is in bicycle racing, mostly in the Territory. "I went to uni in Melbourne and did some racing down there, but it was too cold and I came up here." I can't get from him whether that was a 'coming back' for an original Darwiner, but it may be likely.

"We used to be easygoing up here, but it's all changing. Mostly for the worse." He's not impressed by the influx of civil servants either. And the bicycle business has changed too. "Too many supermarkets selling bicycles ..." But he has his own loyal following, partly from his racing days. "I get business from the bush people too. I do bicycle workshops with them."

He is passionate about making cycling safer and better in the Territory. Last year he was at the forefront of an ongoing push to have a dedicated 100km cycle path built from Darwin to the town of Bachelor. Part of the path, on an old railway line, already exists as far as Howard's Spring. Extending it 'would boost tourism' and make the ride between the towns safe, he says.

Brian may not be a big talker. But anecdotally he is respected in both the population cohort that has been there long enough to know him, and amongst cyclists who know a passionate peer when they see one.

Possibly he should have been a politician? Well, there's a Brian Dalliston who ran for for the Territory's LA in 1987, in a breakaway party from the Country Liberals. He performed well, but didn't get elected, though his votes helped put in one member.

That might be him. But he's not talking to strangers with funny accents. Still, as somebody who also ran for public office more than four decades ago, and didn't quite make it, I can appreciate that he may well feel that he is the luckiest unsuccessful candidate of his time.

4 June 2018

Enjoy 4* hotel in Torremolinos with Travelfox.ie

You can enjoy a full board holiday from Travelfox.ie to the 4-star Roc Lago Rojo Hotel in Torremolinos on the Costa Del Sol for seven nights departing from Cork and Dublin on selected dates in November 2018.

The cost, €599 per person, includes full board (adults only from 18 years), 4-star accommodation, 10kgs hand luggage private transfers, return flights and allocated seats together with Ryanair.

10 nights are also available at a supplement which applies to October 2018.

For bookings and inquiries ring 021 4976293 or email res@travelfox.ie. Their lines are open from 9am to 5.30pm, Monday - Friday.

The price is based on two people sharing and is subject to availability.

The company is based at Eastgate business, Park, Little Island, Cork.